Get ready Lenny is what the Dr. said

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[Lenny]

OUCH !

I hope you are reincarnated as a man in the next life. You'll see what I mean!

Women's bodies are made for that stuff. Having babies and all. So it isn't so bad for them to have these penetatrable and invasive tests. Men are designed to be the penetrators not the penetratees.

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.....remember?

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I hope you come back as a woman. When you go for your check ups you will have your legs in these ice cold stirrups and some cold instrument invading your private parts. Lets not forget you can be luck and experience the birth of your child.


Push, push harder bare down and push

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HEY LENNY
I HOPE THE BOTH DRs HANDS WERENT ON YOUR SHOULDERS.
DID HE WHISPER 'I LOVE YOU' IN YOUR EAR.?
DID HE ASK YOU TO SMILE WHEN YOU BENT OVER.

IF HE DID ALL THOSE THINGS I THINK YOUR ENGAGED.

[CQuinn]

Lenny,

DON'T TELL THIS DOCTOR YOU SIT DOWN TO PEE, ESPECIALLY BEFORE HE DOES THE EXAM.

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Phyllis, How long do you think a guy would last in childbirth? And would they ever do it a second or third time? HA!!

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redstang said:

Phyllis, How long do you think a guy would last in childbirth? And would they ever do it a second or third time? HA!!

If it were possible they would have one and be squealing like a pig

[Lenny]

Yes...to all the above! No wait....not Jimmy's post. What kind of guy does he think I am?

I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin.

And further more.....I still sit to pee!

[Preacher Mike]

I wonder if the real reason you sit, is you are too scare you will forget to to put the seat down for Mickey?

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[quote author=lenny board
I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin.
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and most important of all i never cut classes at 118

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lenny said:

Yes...to all the above! No wait....not Jimmy's post. What kind of guy does he think I am?

I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin.

And further more.....I still sit to pee!

The reason why you pee sitting down is because you have a bad aim standing. It has nothing to do with being a altar boy,Italian,Catholic or a virgin.

[Lenny]

How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya?

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[quote author=lenny
\]How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya?[/quote]

if it gets wet when you stand then it will drown when you sit- either way dont flush until you take 2 steps backward -- or do you need 3 steps

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lenny said:

How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya?

Wishful thinking

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len was arrested last week for assault witha dead weapon

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Tarzan chewing on medicine vine again---and hallucinating badly!!!

[CQuinn]

Guess it's time to transfer my raincoat to Lenny.