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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2007 17:15:08 GMT -5
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Post by Lenny on Aug 7, 2007 17:24:56 GMT -5
OUCH !
I hope you are reincarnated as a man in the next life. You'll see what I mean!
Women's bodies are made for that stuff. Having babies and all. So it isn't so bad for them to have these penetatrable and invasive tests. Men are designed to be the penetrators not the penetratees.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.....remember?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2007 18:37:33 GMT -5
I hope you come back as a woman. When you go for your check ups you will have your legs in these ice cold stirrups and some cold instrument invading your private parts. Lets not forget you can be luck and experience the birth of your child.
Push, push harder bare down and push
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2007 22:37:44 GMT -5
HEY LENNY I HOPE THE BOTH DRs HANDS WERENT ON YOUR SHOULDERS. DID HE WHISPER 'I LOVE YOU' IN YOUR EAR.? DID HE ASK YOU TO SMILE WHEN YOU BENT OVER.
IF HE DID ALL THOSE THINGS I THINK YOUR ENGAGED.
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Post by CQuinn on Aug 7, 2007 23:46:25 GMT -5
Lenny,
DON'T TELL THIS DOCTOR YOU SIT DOWN TO PEE, ESPECIALLY BEFORE HE DOES THE EXAM.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 0:34:50 GMT -5
Phyllis, How long do you think a guy would last in childbirth? And would they ever do it a second or third time? HA!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 5:26:08 GMT -5
Phyllis, How long do you think a guy would last in childbirth? And would they ever do it a second or third time? HA!! If it were possible they would have one and be squealing like a pig
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Post by Lenny on Aug 8, 2007 6:57:34 GMT -5
Yes...to all the above! No wait....not Jimmy's post. What kind of guy does he think I am?
I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin.
And further more.....I still sit to pee!
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Post by Preacher Mike on Aug 8, 2007 8:34:26 GMT -5
I wonder if the real reason you sit, is you are too scare you will forget to to put the seat down for Mickey?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 9:31:10 GMT -5
[quote author=lenny board I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin. quote]
and most important of all i never cut classes at 118
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 9:40:29 GMT -5
Yes...to all the above! No wait....not Jimmy's post. What kind of guy does he think I am? I told you all a hundred times if I told you once......I ws a nice Catholic, Italian Altar Boy, strictly raised who remained a virgin through four years in the Marines until I was married at 24 years old as a virgin. And further more.....I still sit to pee! The reason why you pee sitting down is because you have a bad aim standing. It has nothing to do with being a altar boy,Italian,Catholic or a virgin.
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Post by Lenny on Aug 8, 2007 9:43:54 GMT -5
How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 10:09:10 GMT -5
[quote author=lenny \]How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya?[/quote]
if it gets wet when you stand then it will drown when you sit- either way dont flush until you take 2 steps backward -- or do you need 3 steps
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 10:48:58 GMT -5
How about because I am so well endowed that it gets dunked in the water if I stand. At least I can control it while sitting. They don't call me the Italion Stallion for nothing you know! Now stop making me give sinful replies will ya? Wishful thinking
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 10:53:58 GMT -5
len was arrested last week for assault witha dead weapon
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 11:03:46 GMT -5
Tarzan chewing on medicine vine again---and hallucinating badly!!!
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Post by CQuinn on Aug 8, 2007 12:07:07 GMT -5
Guess it's time to transfer my raincoat to Lenny.
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