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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2007 10:29:33 GMT -5
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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !!! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
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Post by wheezie on Jul 4, 2007 11:15:58 GMT -5
Can I have a bloody mary instead of beer?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2007 12:09:47 GMT -5
[quote author=wheezie Can I have a bloody mary instead of beer?[/quote]
sure but only after your run around the block naked
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Post by LENNY on Jul 4, 2007 17:44:06 GMT -5
I'm ready to do my civic duty.
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2007 17:56:15 GMT -5
I'm ready to do my civic duty. It's a tough job but somebody has to do it. We can do it together.
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Post by Preacher Mike on Jul 4, 2007 18:15:46 GMT -5
hold ON THERE,, GIRLS WE DON'T WANT YOU TO SCARE THEM TO DEATH, WE WANT THEM TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2007 18:16:35 GMT -5
lol mike
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Post by LENNY on Jul 4, 2007 18:20:37 GMT -5
Ouch!
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