Post by LARRY on Sept 3, 2007 8:51:00 GMT -5
Q: Why does Stephen King go to Red Sox Games?
A: He likes horror stories.
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Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in October.
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Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."
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Q: What is the difference between a Fenway Frank and a Yankee Frank?
A: You can get a Yankee Frank in October!
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There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.
These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.
Both men accepted the challenge.
That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.
Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.
She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
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Did you hear the Red Sox are moving to the Phillipines?
They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!
A: He likes horror stories.
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Q: What's the difference between the Boston Red Sox and the Boston Strangler?
A: One chokes only in October.
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Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.
Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."
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Q: What is the difference between a Fenway Frank and a Yankee Frank?
A: You can get a Yankee Frank in October!
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There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.
These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.
Both men accepted the challenge.
That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.
Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.
She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
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Did you hear the Red Sox are moving to the Phillipines?
They are going to be called the Manilla Folders!
