Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2007 0:12:29 GMT -5
At 85 years of age, bill married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her
new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and
bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne
prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure
enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is bill, her 85 year
old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, bill takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it's bill. Again he is ready for more
"action." Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When
the newlyweds are done, bill kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it.....bill is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action." And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as bill gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, bill."
bill, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ........"You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.
new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and
bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they
spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Anne
prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure
enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is bill, her 85 year
old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, bill takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Anne hears another
knock on her bedroom door, and it's bill. Again he is ready for more
"action." Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling. When
the newlyweds are done, bill kisses his bride, bids her a fond
goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it.....bill is back
again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more "action." And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as bill gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, bill."
bill, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: ........"You mean I
was here already?"
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.
