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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 11:49:27 GMT -5
> > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. > Female...... Any part under a car's hood. > Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > Male..... Playing football without a cup. > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . > Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. > Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.! > Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. > > 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. > Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. > Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. > Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Post by Joan on Aug 28, 2007 14:57:44 GMT -5
:)Very good - I especially like the one about the "remote"!!! This goes on in our house all the time.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 16:25:21 GMT -5
Love that remote control . That is what goes on with all men.
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Post by Joan on Aug 28, 2007 16:50:04 GMT -5
::)Phyllis................right you are!!! "Men"
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