Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 9:13:42 GMT -5
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A calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I would lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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A calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked
right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I would lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have
any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
