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Post by LENNY on Nov 27, 2019 4:30:51 GMT -5
Tuesday Humor
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A: A Har-VEST.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.
What kind of weather does a turkey like? A: Fowl weather!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What’s the most musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick.
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A: The turKEY.
What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football? A: A fowl play
How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike? A: They all have keys.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!
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Post by pegleg on Nov 27, 2019 9:18:15 GMT -5
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