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Post by LARRY on Nov 30, 2007 18:13:16 GMT -5
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT T O MINE ?
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Post by Bobbi on Nov 30, 2007 18:30:57 GMT -5
So funny. Thanks Larry for the laugh.
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Post by wheezie on Dec 1, 2007 11:15:05 GMT -5
I said bucket too, and I'd take the bed next to yours, but what would your wife say?? And besides, I want the window - wanna fight?
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Post by Joan on Dec 1, 2007 12:51:08 GMT -5
:)Wheezie................I said the "bucket" too. Guess we will all be in a bed!!!
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Post by Fran Gyomory on Dec 1, 2007 21:09:33 GMT -5
I want the bed by the window!!!!
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