DONT YOU DARE SAY A WORD

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DONT YOU DARE SAY A WORD
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Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby.
> > Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
> >
> > When the mother brought the new baby home from the
> > hospital, Little
> > Johnny's
> > family was invited over to see him.
> >
> > Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad
> > had a talk with him
> > and
> > explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also
> > told him that if he so
> > much as mentioned anything about the baby's
> missing
> > ears or even said
> >
> > the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his
> > life when they came
> > back
> > home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood
> > completely.
> >
> > When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said,
> > "What a beautiful
> > baby!"
> > The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
> >
> > Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet
> > and beautiful little
> > hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful
> eyes.
> > Can he see?" asked
> > Little Johnny.
> >
> > "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful.
> The
> > doctor said he will
> > have
> > 20/20 vision."
> >
> > "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
> > SH-T outta luck if he
> > needed glasses!