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Post by Lenny on Aug 10, 2007 19:45:50 GMT -5
Since Mickey will be at Disney on Saturday and Sunday, Tarzan is looking for a volunteer Jane to cook and clean.......(That's All...no vines attached) Any volunteers? No experience necessary....will train! Now ladies........no fighting over this once -in- a- lifetime opportunity will ya? |
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Post by carjoh5 on Aug 10, 2007 20:24:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Lenny [/glow]
Why would you need help??? You always tell us how you DO ALL THE WORK around the house..
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 20:41:38 GMT -5
Did you buy the soup and tuna fish for your meals?  |
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Post by Fran Gyomory on Aug 10, 2007 22:09:59 GMT -5
You better keep the Jane you have because any one of us other Janes would cook your goose in a minute! Just open a can or a bottle of Ragu and cook some boxed noodles for yourself. You'll live!!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 22:11:28 GMT -5
You better keep the Jane you have because any one of us other Janes would cook your goose in a minute! Just open a can or a bottle of Ragu and cook some boxed noodles for yourself. You'll live!! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 22:38:08 GMT -5
JUST GET A BLOWUP JANE DOLL, YOULL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
RAGU AND NOODLES AND YOUR GOOD TILL MICKEY COMES HOME.
AND NOW THE QUESTION OF THE YEAR. HOW COME YOU LET THAT LOVELY WIFE MICKEY GO ALONE ON CRUISES AND TO DISNEYLAND.
WHADSA MATTER FOR YOU.? STUPIDO.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 22:45:43 GMT -5
Ahhh... Poor Tarzan no realize Jane leave to look for bauble in fantasyland! Donald Duck even know Tarzan is tight! Poor Jane!!
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Post by carjoh5 on Aug 11, 2007 1:02:13 GMT -5
Liz, (Redstang)
LOL, that was GOOD!!! LOL
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Post by Lenny on Aug 11, 2007 5:32:49 GMT -5
Hi ladies,
Don't fall for Tarzan's line of bull. Jane train Tarzan to cook and clean for himself.
Tarzan just lazy and insecure without number 1 Jane!
Tarzan need to go to jungle camp and learn all over again how to take care of himself like he did before he met this Jane. Jane spoil Tarzan too much.
This number 1 Jane's two cents!
Mickey
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Post by Lenny on Aug 11, 2007 5:39:50 GMT -5
Hey...................Tarzan not understand white man street talk. What is blow-up doll? Jane explain to Tarzan. Tarzan not need blow up doll. Tarzan plenty strong and practice self-control and temperance. Tarzan Catholic Altar Boy.
Tarzan not go to cruise and Disney. Tarzan not have clothes. Tarzan just have cloth to cover mid-section of body. Tarzan not meet dress code for Disney. Tarzan stay home, take care of Cheetah!
Tarzan hire topless maid to clean and cook. Make feel like home in jungle for weekend. Make number 1 Jane jealous! Make all Candy Store Jane's jealous!
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Post by Lenny on Aug 11, 2007 6:32:04 GMT -5
Hey....Tarzan got one Candy Store Jane Volunteer to cook and clean. Our Sue called and said she'll be right over! Sue only smart Jane on Candy Store. Sue knows opportunity may only knock once. Sue answer call of opportunity to serve Tarzan!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2007 8:43:32 GMT -5
sue take tarzan to jungle to edge of cliff and push tarzan off, then all jane's happy ;D
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Post by wheezie on Aug 11, 2007 10:15:28 GMT -5
omgish - I'll be right there Lenny, but please, clean me before you cook me. LOL LOL LOL ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Lenny on Aug 11, 2007 10:18:39 GMT -5
That did it................all Jane's on Candy Store.......consider yourselves....................
DIVORCED FROM TARZAN !
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