Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 10:43:25 GMT -5
A couple in their 80's are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. They go in.
John: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
John: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
John: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
John: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
John: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
John: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
John: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
John: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
John: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
John: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
John: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
John: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
John: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
John: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
