Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2007 19:11:44 GMT -5
CAN I GET A PUSH?
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a pounding
on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!."
His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into
the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?"
calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from
the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
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The other day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went golfing
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****************
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a pounding
on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning."
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!."
His wife said, "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into
the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?"
calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from
the darkness. "Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
****************************************************
The other day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, he tied her up and went golfing
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