Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2007 13:16:55 GMT -5
A man went to see his spiritual advisor . "he told his something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The advisor asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The advisor was very surprised by this, asked, "How can that be?"
The man then pleaded, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The advisor then offered, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the advisor called the man and said, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the advisor replied, "Take the poison"
The advisor asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The advisor was very surprised by this, asked, "How can that be?"
The man then pleaded, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The advisor then offered, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the advisor called the man and said, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the advisor replied, "Take the poison"
