SOME FAMOUS JEWISH MOTHERS QUOTES

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MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a
smile?"

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write."

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other
children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"You're not hiding your report card?Show me! Take your hand out of your
jacket and show me!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other
kids?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac; you can kiss your
allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off already and go to sleep!"

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is long
past your bedtime!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Your senior photograph and you couldn't have done something with your hair?"

MOSES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"Desert, schmesert!! Where have you really been for the last
Forty years?"

BILL GATES' JEWISH MOTHER:
"It would have killed you to become a doctor?"

[CQuinn]

Reminds of all mothers when you went to the beach as kids. If you ate you had to wait before going back in the water, a bologna
sandwich 15 minutes, tuna salad 20 minutes. What was the difference I couldn't even swim back then.

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Charlie, I remember those very well. LOL The best for me was when I did not call my Mom to tell her we arrived at Singer's Beach. She took 3 buses and came in her house dress and started yelling at me. She was looking to take me home, but my friends Mom talked her out of it, and then she left on the 3 buses.
Love you Mom and Miss you..<3