Colonoscopies

[LENNY]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

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LOL

This reminds me of a comeback that a doctor had for my friend when he was going for a prostrate exam...

My friend jokingly complained with some non-memorable line about it... And the doctor came back with "this is no picnic for me either buster"...

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Very funny both of you guys

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[quote author=jameshannon
This reminds me of a comeback that a doctor had for my friend when he was going for a prostrate exam...
My friend jokingly complained with some non-memorable line about it... And the doctor came back with "this is no picnic for me either buster"... [/quote]

true but the doctor chose his profession -- he could have been a gyn

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or a proct...

[pruittigoe]

I had a colonoscope in May, and afterwards, the doctor handed me pictures of my insides, and I was like, "Huh?"....apparently, I had asked for "souvenir pictures" during the event.