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Post by Lenny on Jul 12, 2007 19:47:31 GMT -5
Funeral Weather
As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.
The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted
her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.
When the graveside service had no more than
terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder
accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more
rumbling thunder.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly
said, "Well, she's there."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 6:35:56 GMT -5
LOL --- Good one --- never heard this before...
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Post by pegleg on Jul 13, 2007 21:51:50 GMT -5
Your wife let's you tell jokes like that?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 21:58:49 GMT -5
All you "old" altar servers will like this one.....Chris (13) served a funeral mass today. We were called a couple of times on Tues about him doing this as they couldn't get anybody. Well altar servers usually get a couple of dollars when they serve a wedding or funeral...he was quite pleased at what he got today...are you ready for this....$35
Bill want s to know where he can sign up!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 22:00:32 GMT -5
$35.00!!....times have changed....The Funeral Director used to slip us a couple of bucks.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 22:03:46 GMT -5
Ryan used to be asked a lot to serve. He loved it...miss a class and get paid for it. The going rate being 5 or $10.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 22:06:09 GMT -5
Going to have to start brushing up on my Latin!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 22:08:29 GMT -5
Ryan will be taking his 4th year of Latin in Sept..it's all Grek to me ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2007 22:17:34 GMT -5
Ryan will be taking his 4th year of Latin in Sept..it's all Grek to me ;D Pax Vobiscum!  |
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