Religious Humor

[Lenny]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> > > 1. He called everyone brother.
> > > 2. He liked Gospel.
> > > 3 He couldn't get a fair trial.
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> > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> > > 1. He went into His Father's business.
> > > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
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> > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> > > 1. He talked with His hands.
> > > 2. He had wine with His meals.
> > > 3. He used olive oil.
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> > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> > > 1. He never cut His hair.
> > > 2 He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > > 3. He started a new religion.
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> > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
> > > 1. He was at peace with nature.
> > > 2 . He ate a lot of fish.
> > > 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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> > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

> > > 1. He never got married.
> > > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > > 3. He loved green pastures.
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> > > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
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> > > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> > > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
> > > 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.