Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2007 15:30:54 GMT -5
> Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their
mid-term exam.
>
> The last question was:
>
> "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or
none at
> all.
>
> One student, who had partied late the night before, was
frustrated to
> think of seven advantages.
>
> He wrote:
>
> 1. It is perfect formula for the child.
> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
> 3. It is always at the right temperature.
> 4. It is inexpensive.
> 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> 6. It is always available as needed.
>
> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,
just before
> the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
>
> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
>
> He got an "A".
mid-term exam.
>
> The last question was:
>
> "Name seven advantages of "Mothers Milk." Worth 70 points or
none at
> all.
>
> One student, who had partied late the night before, was
frustrated to
> think of seven advantages.
>
> He wrote:
>
> 1. It is perfect formula for the child.
> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
> 3. It is always at the right temperature.
> 4. It is inexpensive.
> 5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
> 6. It is always available as needed.
>
> And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,
just before
> the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
>
> 7. It comes in such cute containers.
>
> He got an "A".
