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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2007 11:31:54 GMT -5
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:
Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.
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Post by carjoh5 on Jul 10, 2007 18:07:48 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]LOL[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2007 18:55:11 GMT -5
and a few more Glen Campbell - By the Time I Get to the Bathroom
Steppenwolf - Born to be Mild
James Brown - I Feel Bad
Neil Sedaka - Standing Up is Hard to Do
Nancy Sinatra - These Orthopedic Boots are Made for Hobblin'
Peter, Paul and Mary - Blowin' Out Some Wind
Marvin Gaye - I Heard it through My Hearing Aid
The Beatles - All You Need is Ex-Lax
The Beach Boys - I Don't Get Around
Bill Haley & the Comets - Sleep Around the Clock
Nat King Cole - Forgetable (That's What You Are)
The Beatles - With a Little Help from my HMO
James Brown - Poppa's Gotta Brand New Colestomy Bag
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2007 21:29:34 GMT -5
Funny
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