Post by LARRY on Jul 6, 2007 9:27:48 GMT -5
DOCTORS FAVORITE PATIENT OCCUPATION
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Five surgeons were discussing what type of patient is
the easiest on which to operate.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, every-
thing inside is numbered."
The second responded, "Yes, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.
Not to be outdone, the third surgeon offered his opinion,
"No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know, I like construction
workers; those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, and the
head and the butts are interchangeable."
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Five surgeons were discussing what type of patient is
the easiest on which to operate.
The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, every-
thing inside is numbered."
The second responded, "Yes, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.
Not to be outdone, the third surgeon offered his opinion,
"No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know, I like construction
workers; those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine, and the
head and the butts are interchangeable."
