Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2007 16:40:05 GMT -5
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> >> Subject:
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> >> Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
> >> Pregnancy Q &A &more!
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> >> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> >> A: No, 35 children is enough.
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> >> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
> >> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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> >> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
> >> A: Childbirth.
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> >> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
> >> she's borderline irrational.
> >> A: So what's your question?
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> >> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
> >> labor, but pressure. Is she right?
> >> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
> >> current.
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> >> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> >> A! : Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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> >> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my
> >> wife is in labor?
> >> A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
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> >> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
> >> A: Yes, pregnancy.
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> >> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> >> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
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> >> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
> >> and act normal again?
> >> A: When the kids are in college.
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> >> "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> >> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
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> >> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> >> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
> >> 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> >> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> >> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
> >> sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
> >> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
> >> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
> >> 8. Your not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a witch .
> >> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> >> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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> >> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> >> 10. Cats' facial expressions.
> >> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> >> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> >> 7. Fat clothes.
> >> 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> >> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
> >> eggshell.
> >> 4 Cutting your hair to make it grow.
> >> 3. Eyelash curlers.
> >> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
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> >> AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
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> >> 1. OTHER WOMEN
