Post by Lenny on Sept 12, 2007 19:27:25 GMT -5
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
> astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
> picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
> pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened
> the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
> writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
> to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with
> Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because
of all her
> piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
> Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
> and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
> having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
> that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
> the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
> meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
> so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
> things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I
love you.
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
> astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
> picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
> pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened
> the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
>
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
> writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
> to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with
> Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because
of all her
> piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
> Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
> and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
> having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
> that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
> We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
> the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
> meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
> Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
> so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
>
> Love, Your Son John
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
> things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I
love you.
> Call me when it's safe to come home.
