Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2007 16:15:33 GMT -5
1. You must first learn to pronounce the name, it is: "FLAAAAARIDA".
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 AM to noon. The evening rush hour
is from noon to 8:00 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On I-95
your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is grounds
to run you off the road while giving you the finger.
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Florida has its own
version of traffic rules. For example, cars /trucks with the loudest
muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
go second. However, SUV cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right
of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's
another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Florida. Detour
barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the
middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been accidentally
activated."
11. Merge means race like a madman and c u t the person in line off or
better yet ---run them off the road.
12. For summer driving, it is advisable to wear potholders on your
hands.
13. If you are going to yell anything out the window, make sure it is
in Spanish.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 AM to noon. The evening rush hour
is from noon to 8:00 PM. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On I-95
your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is grounds
to run you off the road while giving you the finger.
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Florida has its own
version of traffic rules. For example, cars /trucks with the loudest
muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires
go second. However, SUV cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right
of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's
another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Florida. Detour
barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the
middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been accidentally
activated."
11. Merge means race like a madman and c u t the person in line off or
better yet ---run them off the road.
12. For summer driving, it is advisable to wear potholders on your
hands.
13. If you are going to yell anything out the window, make sure it is
in Spanish.
You don't know scary until you live in a community here people who never had a driver's license can drive around in a golf cart!!!!!!!