Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2007 19:14:42 GMT -5
> A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he
> said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
> the river."
>
> With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the
> world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all
> the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
> The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
> laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather
> at the River"
> said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
> the river."
>
> With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the
> world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all
> the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
> The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly
> laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather
> at the River"
