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Post by Barry on Aug 30, 2007 13:19:16 GMT -5
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income. 11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Post by carjoh5 on Aug 30, 2007 14:16:12 GMT -5
That was good, Thanks
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Post by Lenny on Aug 30, 2007 15:36:03 GMT -5
Here's my job history.Throughout my whole working career, I always had my picture taken with my boss.
That's always been me on the left.
That's always been my boss on the right.I always got screwed
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Post by Joan on Aug 30, 2007 15:49:20 GMT -5
:)Very good Barry!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 16:02:15 GMT -5
Excellent Barry.
Lenny we all told you that you are a nut.
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Post by Fran Gyomory on Aug 31, 2007 6:43:46 GMT -5
....and here I thought was the story of your life.....yuk, yuk, yuk!!!!!
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