Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2007 10:33:46 GMT -5
SENIOR CITIZEN
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one, the student
said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. The young people of today
grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen
cars, computers with light-speed processing and..... pausing to take another
drink of beer.......... The senior took advantage of the break in the student's
litany and said "You're right son. When we were young we didn't have those
things... so we invented them!!!!"
Now, you arrogant little fart what are you doing for the next generation???
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one, the student
said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. The young people of today
grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen
cars, computers with light-speed processing and..... pausing to take another
drink of beer.......... The senior took advantage of the break in the student's
litany and said "You're right son. When we were young we didn't have those
things... so we invented them!!!!"
Now, you arrogant little fart what are you doing for the next generation???
