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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 17:17:52 GMT -5
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully > served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse > to come near. 'Yes, Father?' said the nurse. 'I would really like to > see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die.' > whispered the priest. > > 'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse. The nurse sent > the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word > arrived, Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit > the priest. > > As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Teddy, > 'I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it > will certainly help our images and might even get me elected > President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT.' Kennedy agreed, > it was a good thing. > > When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's > hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was > silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. > > Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. 'Father, of all the people you > could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you > as you near the end?' > > The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern > my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.' > > 'Amen' said Teddy. 'Amen' said Hillary. > > The old priest continued, 'Jesus died between two lying thieves. > I would like to do the same.'
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Post by Bobbi on Nov 8, 2007 17:20:15 GMT -5
Good one Phyllis!
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Post by Preacher Mike on Nov 8, 2007 17:21:14 GMT -5
WOW Phyllis you forgot, ONE repented and ask forgiveness...which one do you think it will be?
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Post by Barry on Nov 8, 2007 17:25:23 GMT -5
I like that one
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Post by wheezie on Nov 8, 2007 17:42:44 GMT -5
I think Teddy would repent. Hillary would never admit to being wrong.
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Post by Barry on Nov 8, 2007 17:44:36 GMT -5
If Teddy came clean he would be in jail for murder
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Post by Preacher Mike on Nov 8, 2007 20:09:54 GMT -5
Barry YOU DO HAVE A LONG MEMORY............
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 6:35:59 GMT -5
If Teddy came clean he would be in jail for murder Right you are Barry.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 9:27:52 GMT -5
THE SWIMMER WOULD NEVER REPENT! 'HES A LOUSY MURDERING DOG.'
REMEMBER MARY JO KOPECNE THE GIRL THAT DRUNK LEFT TO DIE IN A CAR FULL OF WATER, AND NEVER REPORTED IT TILL THE NEXT DAY, AFTER HAVING COUNSEL WITH A DOZEN KENNEDY LAWYER .
WHY DONT YOU ASK ME HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT THAT CHOWDERHEAD.
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