Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2007 18:34:55 GMT -5
The Hillbilly mirror
>
> After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his
> life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
> ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
> back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
> He bought the 'Mirror', but on the way home he remembered his
> wife, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
> the fields, he would go there and look at it.
> His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
> One day after her husband left, she searched the Barn and found
> the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly
> b----h he's runnin' around with."
>
>
> After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his
> life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.
>
> In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not
> ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring
> back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
> He bought the 'Mirror', but on the way home he remembered his
> wife, didn't like his father.
>
> So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
> the fields, he would go there and look at it.
> His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
> One day after her husband left, she searched the Barn and found
> the mirror.
>
> As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly
> b----h he's runnin' around with."
>
