Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2007 15:25:26 GMT -5
>> >
>> DOPEY AND THE POPE
>> >
>> >
>> > The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are
>> "THE seven
>> >dwarfs" they get ushered in to see the Pope.
>> > Dopey leads the pack.
>> > "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for
> you?"
>> > Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there
>> any dwarf nuns in
>> >Rome?"
>> > The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
>> for a moment and
>> >answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>> > In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.
>> > Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
>> them.
>> > Dopey turns back to face the Pope.
>> > "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
>> Europe?"
>> The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and
>> >then answers, "No Dopey,
>> >there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
>> > This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
>> > Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with
>> an
>> >angry glare.
>> > Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are
>> there
>> >ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
>> > The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf
>> nuns
>> >anywhere in
>> >the world."
>> > The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and
>> laughing,
>> >pounding on
>> >the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
>> chanting:
>> > "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
>> > "Dopey screwed a penguin!"
