Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2007 14:13:01 GMT -5
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, 'Mexifornia', formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language!!
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped (how could this happen?!)
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the 'American Territory' of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off to other nations; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking in or near the White House.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only in order to reduce losses.
85-year, $75.8 billion study confirms that 'Diet and Exercise' is the key to weight loss!!
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now eight feet, seven inches.
(Hoop level now raised two feet)
New federal law now requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct bank deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest income tax rate at 75 percent of Gross Earnings.
Florida voters still having trouble with their voting machines but 'fix' is imminent!
Now, send this to whomever you want and to as many as you want and guess what....?
NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile! At least just a little bit!!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, 'Mexifornia', formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language!!
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped (how could this happen?!)
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the 'American Territory' of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
Iran still closed off to other nations; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking in or near the White House.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only in order to reduce losses.
85-year, $75.8 billion study confirms that 'Diet and Exercise' is the key to weight loss!!
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now eight feet, seven inches.
(Hoop level now raised two feet)
New federal law now requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct bank deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest income tax rate at 75 percent of Gross Earnings.
Florida voters still having trouble with their voting machines but 'fix' is imminent!
Now, send this to whomever you want and to as many as you want and guess what....?
NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile! At least just a little bit!!
