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Post by LARRY on Jul 24, 2007 20:34:41 GMT -5
Did you hear about the couple that was lying in bed?
The husband started feeling up her arm, she thought this feels nice,
Then he started feeling up her back; she thought that's nice.
Then he was feeling up her leg, and of course she liked that.
Then he suddenly rolls over.
She turned to him and asked, “Why did you stop."
He replied, "I found the remote!"
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Post by helenh1 on Jul 24, 2007 21:19:31 GMT -5
Fiction imitates life. A real laugh riot!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2007 22:03:17 GMT -5
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Post by Lenny on Jul 25, 2007 5:08:15 GMT -5
It's a Tarzan thing..........................Janes not understand this!
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Post by Fran Gyomory on Jul 25, 2007 6:39:29 GMT -5
Remote speak in forked tongue....This Jane not buy remote with strange symbols on it...Tarzan be really cheap and buy from country with cheap labor.....Tarzan not good, Tarzan baaaaad.....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2007 8:11:34 GMT -5
Tarzans like complicated electronics and no understand long-lasting beauty of trinkets. Must be Jane thing.
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Post by helenh1 on Jul 25, 2007 9:05:47 GMT -5
Sometimes you could almost feel sorry for Tarzan, he really doesn't see it coming but then....NOT!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2007 9:12:44 GMT -5
Never feel sorry for Tarzan. Tarzan tightwad.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2007 9:49:30 GMT -5
jan hates these things --- has no mechanical appitude -- she uses the infinite number of buttons theory for remotes etc--- if you press enough buttons long enough the machine will eventually do what you want it to-----------------also dont leave her a message on her cell phone because she doesnt know how to listen to them and she doesnt want to learn -- her theory is if its important enough they will call back
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Post by Preacher Mike on Jul 25, 2007 12:46:00 GMT -5
sound like your Jan and my Juanita are one and the same.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2007 13:00:59 GMT -5
I do the same thing. Good for Jan and Juanita, they are intelligent, reasonable women.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2007 22:41:46 GMT -5
HEY BRONXBOY
YOU FORGOT TO MENTION WHERE SHE BURIED HIM.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2007 1:06:03 GMT -5
[quote author=mike
]sound like your Jan and my Juanita are one and the same.[/quote]
well their names both begin with j -----
if something goes wrong with the taping of her soap opera its my fault
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Post by pegleg on Jul 26, 2007 3:33:33 GMT -5
Whoa!! What a topic! Seems we all have the same experience... My wife seemed to have trouble manipulating these:  I don't understand the difficulty, but I finally went out and spent about $170 smackers for this:  Blessed Peace in the family. (My wife still needs a "cheat sheet" to use it...) BTW, that's a Logitech Harmony 720. It simplifies a lot of things, but still has the necessary complexity for us REAL MEN! Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be able to control the back massager..... ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2007 5:51:58 GMT -5
Whoa!! What a topic! Seems we all have the same experience... My wife seemed to have trouble manipulating these: I don't understand the difficulty, but I finally went out and spent about $170 smackers for this: Blessed Peace in the family. (My wife still needs a "cheat sheet" to use it...) BTW, that's a Logitech Harmony 720. It simplifies a lot of things, but still has the necessary complexity for us REAL MEN! Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be able to control the back massager..... ;D All those remotes look like what we have here. I don't even bother with them, I let Tony take control of them. |
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